The Secret Order of the Buffalo

This guy wants to be a member . . .

Lol, anyone who's been around Melrose has probably seen this guy. He is pacing outside one of the eateries screaming random obscenities and trying to snag people's food (he literally grabs it off the table. it would be funny if it weren't so sad).

We hear that he has applied to the order many times, but his membership has been denied.

Paster from Common Cents.